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When asked what she would invest in if she were president, GOP candidate Michele Bachmann replied: I’m just leaving it as space for right now…I don’t want to give a flip off-the-cuff answer.” [KGO]

I really can’t believe people accept her half ass answers and the constant fabrication of lies on her campaign. She’s an idiot who doesn’t give a shit about being a hypocrite.

(Source: matthewkeys)


And with a 38% lead in the Republican race, this scares the living shit out of me.

People are out of control!


And with a 38% lead in the Republican race, this scares the living shit out of me.


People are out of control!

(via stfueverything)

I would call all of Congress back into Washington, and I would say this: “We will get that triple A credit rating back.” And this is what we’ll do: we’ll announce to the markets that in no case will we default; we’ll pay our men and women in the military; we’ll make sure all senior citizens that are currently on entitlements get their checks — but we know the entitlements are destroying the country, the system, in its current form. So we’re going to reform it, modernize it, because my mom is 80 years old. My stepdad is 87. I love senior citizens.

MICHELE BACHMANN, GOP presidential hopeful, having her cake and eating it too, and full of sound and fury signifying nothing, and lots of other puffery, on Face The Nation. (via inothernews)

The very word “entitlements” implies that they are undeserved benefits.  Because, ya know, old people don’t deserve to withdraw from that account they’ve been paying into for most of their working lives. 

(via squeetothegee)

My parents are old, therefore I clearly love old people!

Also I just don’t think that Michele Bachmann has a single thought in her head that is anything close to “modernization.”

ALSO! There is no way S&P will give us a AAA rating again unless you raise revenues! They said this in their report when we were downgraded:

Compared with previous projections, our revised base case scenario now assumes that the 2001 and 2003 tax cuts, due to expire by the end of 2012, remain in place. We have changed our assumption on this because the majority of Republicans in Congress continue to resist any measure that would raise revenues, a position we believe Congress reinforced by passing the act.

So in a related story Michele Bachmann continues be full of shit.


(via stfuconservatives)

Riiiiight, Michele, it’s the entitlements that are ruining the country. Of couuuuuuurse! Not the trillions of dollars spent on a useless war. Not the govt subsidies to big oil who make billions in profits in a year’s quarter. Not the extension of tax cuts to the richest 2% and corporations. No no, they aren’t ruining the system. Old people who paid into their social security, spending money they have earned, is what is ruining the system. Of course, makes perfect sense.

(via stfuhypocrisy)

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I am sorry but nature will surpass humanity, its called naturalism, read something that doesn't cater to your every belief you teabagger.

I knew you had no respect for yourselves, minorities, or gays, but the manatees!? RESPECT NATURE YOU TEA BAGGING PIECE OF SHIT. 

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